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htmlbyjoe:

runtimeintrospection:

tastefullyoffensive:

A Study of New York by Tumble Dry Comics

I hereby decree this person an honorary New Yorker.

They were spot-on about Staten Island though

fact: statue of liberty is actually within the nj state line, but new york was all rah rah it’s ours l8r nerds

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Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit, all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.
Brian Eno, A Year With Swollen Appendices (via fleurlungs)

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photoshopwilwheaton:

Hmm, you look tasty!

photoshopwilwheaton:

Hmm, you look tasty!

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Movement 1: Weeds and Thorns - #22

scarredearth:

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“Of course,” was all Sandra Abreu said. They stood outside secured gates. On the other side of them were blasted-out buildings, vehicles, missile batteries, and downed Ehvow starships. They’d traveled so far. Burning through a few cars, then a military transport when they met some soldiers…

With a roll of clicks, camouflaged plates in the ground around the entrance opened. Six rod-like arrays with spinning appendages emerged. The arrays bathed them in flashes of light. Sandra winced, expecting something terrible was either happening or about to happen to her body. 

“This can’t be good,” Kekes added. They all had their weapons pointed at where the arrays were, but they were gone. Too fast. Sandra realized that, miraculously, she was intact. The blast doors made a series of zipping noises, hissing open. 

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dynastylnoire:

kyssthis16:

electricbloom:

lucillebruise:

thegoddessfoo:

einekleinenatmusik:

josephinas—bidened:


Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

oh my God

he’s PERFECT

I am dead.

Richard Ayoade is the perfect person. 

Perfect.

AHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

:: logs off::

dynastylnoire:

kyssthis16:

electricbloom:

lucillebruise:

thegoddessfoo:

einekleinenatmusik:

josephinas—bidened:

Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer

oh my God

he’s PERFECT

I am dead.

Richard Ayoade is the perfect person. 

Perfect.

AHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

:: logs off::

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theweekmagazine:

How to cook a perfect rib eye steak

Pro tip: Step away from the barbeque sauce

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tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

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kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches









who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

who will win…. and who will epic fail? stay tuned

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piezeth:

angryteenagebear:

"video games would be better off without Nintendo"

…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.

Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe

#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO

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surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

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